Lawrence Taylor Update

So I told you about one hour after the fact about Lawrence Taylor getting arrested this morning on rape charges. In the couple of hours since, his third wife, Lynette, has spoken out and called the charges bullshit, saying he was framed. Lynette claims that the timing of the arrest is suspicious because it came just days after LT was featured on an A&E documentary called “Fame and Recovery” which she believes “made him out to be a monster.”

The police, also, have given more comments. Apparentally, Taylor’s rapee has stated that Taylor paid her $300 dollars for sex. But wait! It gets better!  Cops have already confirmed that the accuser was under the control of a pimp — who was later arrested. Sources tell us the pimp was arrested on charges of unlawful imprisonment, assault and endangering the welfare of a minor.

You see people! This is why you need to go into business for yourself and always get a recipet for any and all transactions!

It’s probably because he blew on Dancing with the Stairs

The police have released word that Lawrence Taylor was arrested this morning on rape charges in New York.

Apparentally, someone called in and accused the 51 year old football hall of fame legend of having raped her at a Holiday Inn in  Suffern, NY. The Town of Ramapo Police Department is currently investigating. A news conference is scheduled to take place in the next few hours. All I can say is from hall of fame to Dancing with the Stars to jail…definetly a series of downgrades! But hey, at least he’s had practice at this…he’s had several previous drug charges brought against him. Rape though…a tad more serious.